Unsolicited credit opinion · Robinhood Chain · id 4663
How much can you sell before the market notices?
Every other tool on this chain tells you what your bag is worth. None of them tell you what it costs to put it down. This sheet prices the exit — tokenised equities and memecoins on one axis, from live routed quotes. It covers — assets — every tokenised equity on the chain, plus the thousand most actively traded tokens.
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Note 01 · Rating actions
Highest rated chain assets
Memecoins and native tokens only. Tokenised equities are excluded from this table because they have professional market makers, which we consider cheating. Ratings are the largest clip the asset absorbs before exit cost reaches 5%. Where a ticker is shared — and 107 of them are — the issuer name is the only thing telling them apart.
Note 02 · Issuer research
Long’s liquidity edge
When comparing Long assets against Pons assets, Long assets provide better liquidity on average at every clip size.
| Clip | Long | Pons | Difference |
|---|---|---|---|
| $1,000 | 1.98% | 3.08% | −35.7% |
| $10,000 | 14.82% | 21.86% | −32.2% |
| $50,000 | 45.67% | 60.27% | −24.2% |
| $250,000 | 84.68% | 88.32% | −4.1% |
| $1,000,000 | 94.10% | 95.33% | −1.3% |
Note 03 · Coverage universe
The whole chain, by what it can absorb
One mark per asset, placed at the largest clip it takes before exit cost reaches 5%. The dashed line is your intended exit — everything left of it cannot absorb you. Equities on the upper lane, everything else below.
Note 04 · The ratings book
Every asset under surveillance
| Ticker | Issuer name | Class | Launchpad | Rating | Market cap | Pool reserves | Absorbs under 5% | $1k | $10k | $50k | $250k | $1M |
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Ratings committee one person. Auditor declined to comment. Conflicts of interest we issue a memecoin on this chain and rate it alongside everything else, badly. Risk disclosure total.
Nothing here is investment advice. We are a memecoin with a spreadsheet. If you are making allocation decisions based on a ratings agency operated by a company called Autists Making Dividends, the rating you should be most concerned about is your own.
Stay regarded my friend.